Sushi cake is here and it looks ridiculous

Today in ‘let’s take a good thing and make it weird’: SUSHI PIE.

We’ve had sushi burgers (they demeanour cool, though we know they’d be unfit to eat). Of march it’s time for sushi to turn a pie.

Not an tangible pie, obviously. Because a internet doesn’t know what a cake indeed is.

Sushi cake is layers of rice and fish built together in a round shape, so it looks like a pie. Kind of. A bit. If we ask us, it’s some-more of a sushi gateaux.

Sushi#sushipie#pie#food

A print posted by @r._stempyn on Aug 14, 2015 during 2:48pm PDT

Sushi cake has been around for a while, though it’s saying a resurgence in recognition after being featured on Upshout. They’ve even combined a accessible beam on how to make it.

Now, to be clear: we like this in principle.

But this is conjunction sushi nor pie.

slefmade sushi cake #sushi #salmon #스시 #초밥 #연어 #avocado #아보카도 #밥 #rice #점심 #lunch #mittagessen #healthyfood #healthy #건강한 #데이트 #diet #soysauce #먹스타그램 #instafood #냠스타그램 #sushipie #selfmade #food #寿司 #delicious #맛있어

A print posted by @_ajbella on Mar 24, 2016 during 1:00pm PDT

It looks cute.

Mijn beste herinnering aan dit weekend? De sushi taartjes die ik maakte! Binnenkort op le blog. #sushi #sushipie #foodblog #taart #sushitaart

A print posted by My Happy Kitchen (@myhappykitchennl) on Feb 22, 2016 during 12:00am PST

But wouldn’t we rather only have some sushi?

I don’t meant to alarm anyone… though we only done a sushi cake and it’s amazing. #sushi #sushipie #pie #homemade #foodie #fusioncooking #foodporn #salmon #avocado

A print posted by Rebecca (@rholloway90) on Apr 1, 2016 during 11:56am PDT

Or a cut of pie?

Homemade Sushi Pie #homemade #sushipie #sushitaart #salmon #avocado #rice #nori #fitdutchies #nomnomnom #food

A print posted by Sandra outpost Vijfeijken (@sandravanvijfeijken) on Mar 13, 2016 during 6:03am PDT

Please can we stop holding good things and smushing them together to make a weird, immature food?

Vervroegde verjaardagstaart!! #sushi #homemade #sushilove #yammie #sushipie #verjaardag #lovesushi #addicted #taart

A print posted by @mcvdv1 on Sep 12, 2015 during 12:17pm PDT

You know this will tumble detached a impulse we cut into it.

Do we remember a video of a sushi cake we posted final week? we suspicion that this beauty also deserved a design on my feed check my blog for a recipe and a DIY video.

A print posted by Anne de Graaf (@anne_travel_foodie) on Feb 18, 2016 during 11:30am PST

Deep down, we know sushi is best in a roll, or a mini stack.

Ik zag onlangs op de Facebook outpost @flairbelgie een prachtige sushitaart passeren (hé het is oké wanneer je als 40something de Flair leest). Ik maakte de vegan versie ervan. De foto is helaas niet stylish. Maar de taart was om op te eten! #sushitaart #sushipie #vegansushi #nori #cucumber #mushrooms #japanese #veganaise #ginger #carrots #paprika #avocado #friedonions #wasabi #whatveganseat #vegan #sushi #vegansofig #vegansofbelgium #fishfree #iftheoceansdiewedie #sustainable #healthyfood #veganista #flair #deflair #zoflair #soflair

A print posted by Karneno ➕ Katleen B. ➕ Starsky (@katleenbosteels_karneno) on Jan 17, 2016 during 11:12am PST

Let’s stop a madness. Let’s make sushi good again (BY LEAVING IT ALONE).

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