Sonic’s ‘Square Shakes’ competence be a many hipster food disturb ever

Freakshakes are dead. They were passed a impulse each code in a universe attempted to bound on a trend, creation delicate honeyed milkshakes with hulk slabs of cake propped on top.

They were unfit to eat. They prompted usually sugarine headaches, stomach pain, and regret.

Freakshakes were combined usually for Instagrammable purposes, and now they are done.

From their remains arise ‘Square Shakes’. Dreamed adult by quick food code Sonic Drive-in, these are milkshakes served in cuboid glasses.

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But not only any milkshakes. Slightly deconstructed, imagination milkshakes. F*ck your ideally blended strawberry shake.

You’re being given a milkshake with a large cut of strawberry propped adult on a side of a glass.

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You’re being given block chunks of chocolate offset smoothly on top.

You’re being given cherries made into cubes, since zero is good in this universe anymore.

We teamed adult with @SonicDriveIn to renovate their Creamery Shakes into #SquareShakes, a world’s initial product designed for Instagram. No filter indispensable for this chocolaty goodness!

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Now, only to produce home that these milkshakes are not indeed milkshakes, only a selling ploy targeted directly during hipster erratic around festivals perplexing to find things to Instagram, Sonic has announced that these shakes were designed privately for Instagramming purposes.

And not only that. You can also only order the shakes by Instagram. At Coachella.

*Sigh*

Stoked to emanate this wrapping settlement for SONIC #SquareShakes – a world’s initial product designed for Instagram. My settlement was desirous by @SonicDriveIn’s Bourbon Brown Sugar Creamery Shake. If we get a chance, let me know how it tastes!

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The flavours indeed do sound flattering good if we omit all a visible nonsense. And they’re free. Which is nice.

There’s scotch brownish-red sugar, dim chocolate, dulce de leche, wildberry and lavender, vanilla bean, and buttered toffee.

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But we know what would make them ambience even better? If they were designed for a fun of indeed celebration them, rather than a act of holding a ideally pointed beyond picture.

Let’s stop this madness. Let’s start enjoying shakes again, in their natural, un-squared form.

Excited to share a settlement we designed for @SonicDriveIn’s Vanilla Bean Creamery Shake! #SquareShakes

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Throw out your filtered freakshakes and welcome a milkshake acceptance movement. All milkshakes are beautiful.

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